Hey Guys:
My name is L (sure, don’t judge me, because it’s not my real name… Or is it). I’m a blogger (surprise surprise), and I’ve been invited by our lovely Elm (hem hem hem hem hem) to guest post on this blog. So before I start, let me just tell you that you’d get a MUCH better quality of blog if you read my fine writing, at
Consider Yourself Warned…
There is little that Elm and I have in common, although that is a complete lie; it was just a good way to start a paragraph. We’re both blind, from London (roughly), and most important, we share a birthday. Our birthday is on 31st December, and it’s been a long-standing debate on which of us owns the birthday. Of course, being the superior being, I am certain that the birthday is mine, and I kindly share it with Elm.
She, on the other hand, claims that `the birthday”‘ is hers, because she was born first. Of course, this is ridiculous: everyone knows that the first is the worst, and the second, moi, is the best – it’s common knowledge! Despite this blindingly (pun) obvious fact, I’m willing to settle that our birthday belongs to both of us, and that we are both equally as important as each other (you have to lie to these less intelligent beings you know!)
As my birthday is, well, mine, I thought I’d tell you all about my birthday, and what happens each year. I’m not one for parties, which means I was undoubtedly born on the WRONG day – New Year’s Eve is the BIGGEST party day of the year. I like to have a quiet day, sometimes shopping with my sister, using the Christmas and birthday money I have received. Also, like this year, I sometimes go out with `the family”‘ for a meal at a restaurant. I like that, because it’s quiet and peaceful, and I feel very sophisticated (which I am, of course… It’s not hard to tell). Present opening either happens in the early morning (6 or 7) or early afternoon (1 or 2), depending on my parents’ work hours that day. Cards are usually in the morning, because that’s where the money is, and if I’m going shopping, money is usually pretty hand (I know, I must be a genius… QUICK, CALL OXFORD!!!)
I do hope that this post has been an enjoyable read for you; I hope that you’ve gathered who’s birthday it is (mine, of course);,and that the best (me) was clearly saved until last (the last day of the year, if you hadn’t quite got that yet). Don’t forget to check out my blog, and I hope to write to you all again (I never said soon…)
L XX
Happy Early Birthday! And that’s a fun way Elm puts it π
Haha π
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How cool to have a birthday on the 31st!
Aha I really enjoyed this posts! One of my favourite bloggers L π happy early birthday to you both xox
Happy birthday to both of you! π I have a cousin with that birthday. π
-Amy
L! What a nice surprise to see you here! π x
Hey, at least it’s a nice surprise… I’ve heard worse than that! π – Thank you π XX
[…] How are we, blogospherians? This is ACTUALLY the second post I’ve written today, because I guest posted a little earlier, which you can read if you so desire by clicking this link […]
Happy birthday to both of you! That’s a pretty awesome birthday to have π
Thanks; I get the new year fireworks all for me (and some for Elm haha)
Happy early birthday! I found it really amusing to see how you guys debated who “owns” the day π x
Yeah… We’re, even, amusing like that π XX
Hah you sure are π
Lol. This is funny. Happy Birthday!!!
Thank you very much π
By the way, I tried to click on the link you provided and it takes me to a deleted page.
I’ll retune the link here… http://lifeofblind.wordpress.com
Oh my, L, I love your snark XD I know I might be slightly late, but happy birthdayy to both of you β€ Have a great day!
Either super late, or slightly early! π
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CRACKED ME UP I swear xD
Happy early birthday to both of you beautiful peeps
Thank you very much π