My Terrible Voice is Back!

A few months ago, I used to make voice recordings for this blog, which I put up on Youtube.

I miss doing that, and because I was bored today, I decided to record a new “video”. My new followers most likely won’t have heard my voice (you really aren’t missing out because I sound painfully posh) and since I’m awful at staying anonymous, here it is!

This one is 8 minutes of me talking about my breakup, which you can read about here. More spefically, I haven’t been dealing with it well, and I want both you and I to learn from that.

Breakups are horrible. Even though mine ended with no argument, no anger, it’s still very painful for me and that’s alright; how could it NOT be? There’s always going to be a certain sadness about things ending, which I’ve experienced in the (three) breakups I’ve had, to varying degrees. You have as well, or you will, and don’t be scared of it.

I’m not expecting this recording to be groundbreaking, or anything. It’s just one girl rambling about her rather insignificant problems, but I wanted to do it on voice. It’s all very well to write it down and I mostly prefer that, because I’m a blogger at heart, but I sometimes need to let you hear the true emotions of my words.

I hold no bitterness towards S or Pansy: they are lovely people. I want them to be the happiest they’ve ever been, because I know their great qualities and I also know that they fit together. That’s all I can ask: for them to smile. I don’t want to come across as angry with them, because I’m not in the slightest.

Yes, I’m paranoid and sad and I think that people hate me, but soon, I’ll prove that wrong. At least some people love me, and I’ll hold onto that.

Also, I’ve just realised – at the end, I refer to what I did as a “post”. Excuse me while I cringe in a corner.

If you got to the end of that recording, thank you. My posh voice astounds even me, and if you’re hearing me for the first time then heyy! For the record, I’m not a youtuber (that is HILARIOUS), only a blogger who likes to speak occasionally.

From Elm πŸ™‚

Exercising Is Fun

Hellooo! πŸ™‚

Right, just a really really quick post because I NEED to revise like right now and my timetable says it’s sociology today, and I need to do french as well, so YAYYY!

I made another voice recording, which can be found here and it’s about exercise, volunteering and all that. I hope you like it!

Hope you have a wonderful day. Keep smiling and being motivated!

From Elm πŸ™‚

I HAVE A BLOG SKYPE

OKAY OKAY

I know the title explains it all, but I have a blog skype! With the bloggers I’ve skyped before, I’ve added them to my personal one – with my real name. I’m ATTEMPTING to be better at being annonymous, so I decided to create a blog one.

You don’t have to ask to add me – just add, but do let me know who you are. I won’t be on there as often as with my personal, but I just want it to be a place where I can be Elm (I trust you guys, but if too many people know my real name, it ruins the annonymity). Don’t worry – I won’t be showing my face, and you don’t have to either – I wouldn’t be able to see it anyway.

OMFG I haven’t told you my username – it’s hiddenelm.

Just thought I’d let you guys know. I’ll be putting it on my contact page, too.

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Me Singing and Stuff

AHEM. About to die of embarrassment here.

Way back when, I asked you if you wanted to hear a video of me singing. In my last voice recording, I showed off and was arrogant and did a LITTLE singing, but that was just meh. So, at the risk of sounding like a moron…

Here it is

I hope you like it. There are a few bits that piss me off, but I’m trying to be happy with it. I promised you guys this, and it’s been TOO LONG.

This whole annonymity thing is failing…

Do any of you sing?

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Me Actually TALKING about Emotions

Heyy, so I’ve been shit at posting recently, but here’s my latest voice recording.

I know I stutter in it A LOT but that’s just me being cool and all of that shit. Hope you enjoy! Or not. I DON’T EVEN KNOW.

You can listen to it here.

I hope you’ve had a great week. If there’s ever anything you need to talk about, I’m always going to be here.

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MY HORRENDOUS VOICE

THIS RECORDING IS SO SO SHIT.

I can summarise it in a few words:

“I’M NOT JOKING YOU’RE FANTASTIC HAHAHA LOOK AT ME I’M PRETENTIOUS I SOUND LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD I’M ONLY HUMAN EYYYY!”

So, enjoy. I’m sorry for how moronic I sound; I know this will put my annonymity on the line… WHOOPS?! I should just shut up and GIVE you the goddamned link.

It be here. If ya know me in real life, PLEASE don’t play it to me. Please? I just… This is a blog thing and a blog thing only.

ALSO, I wanted to mention everyone here, but I couldn’t. You’re all amazing and I hope you know that. SORRY for repeating myself.

From Elm πŸ™‚